Thursday, December 29, 2011

New Years Resolutions

In the spirit of this time honored tradition, I have decided to post my future broken promises New Years Resolutions.  Some short term, some long term, I will periodically post progress on these.

1.  Obligatory cliche lose the baby weight + a few extra pounds

2.  Will the black hair on my chin to stop growing.

3.  Get and stay more organized, specifically the pile of shit in our back room.

4.  Take better care of my teeth.  The dentist told me to only floss the teeth I want to keep.  I should probably do that.


  1. I love what your dentist told you about your teeth. I am the worst with flossing. I need to add that one to my list too.

  2. I was so excited because in the clearance aisle at Small Fart they had Crest dental gift baskets for kids (what kind of Santa or out of touch Grammy gives that?) for $2.99. It included 1 tooth brush, a full size tube of tooth paste, and 50 of those floss pick thingys. I'll admit I shelf cleared that!

  3. Oh my gosh that's hilarious. The teeth you want to keep? In the south that would be only two! LOL!. Love it. Thanks for stopping by. Oh, and I married a Yankee from Maine, but I transplanted him. But I love New England so much. My favorite place.

  4. Well, I am from Vermont. Do you know why the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia? Because if it was invented anywhere else it would be called a TEETH brush.